cummission

A cut of da ejaculated man-milk dat da chick who hooked up a hot-in-da-crotch stud wif a second chick receives for said favor.

If da horny guy uses a condom during his hot 'n' heavy intercourse session wif da gal whom his female collaborator found for him, then dolling out said helper-hottie's "cummission" --- i.e., da proportion of his load dat he'd agreed to give her as a reward for her finding said "willing" vagina-equipped human for him --- would be comparatively easy, since said creamy babymaking-juice would have been neatly collected in an readily-accessible container, and so da trio could easily divide it up by simply squeezing out da appropriate portion of ejaculate from said latex sleeve and give it to said fellow-chick-procuring advocate.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

snow cumming

When you snort cocaine and you cum

I was snow cumming with my girlfriend.

by Zebra2376 January 13, 2018

Scent cumming

When something smells so good you just can't help but cum.

Sarah, your hair smelt so good, I think I'm scent cumming!

by Deadtoner4 May 27, 2018

carly cummings

An elephant girl that will shoot a pigeon in a second.

Carly Cummings shot that pigeon again.

by Howdilicious January 15, 2019

john cummings

The kid who asks the teacher at the end of the day if we have homework with his gay boyfriends dick is in his ass

why are you being such a john cummings

by ajit pai 6969 January 29, 2019

Shae Cummings

Mandy munching midget

Shae Cummings your Fucking tripping eh

by Phah157 May 9, 2019

Scott Cummings

Scott Cummings is a former required player who played for Essendon, Port Adelaide, West Coast Eagles and Collingwood in the AFL. He is better known for his shit antics on his Hump Day podcast along side former onfield and off-field collingwood legend Dane Swan.

Jesus Scott Cummings is talking some shit today.

by RequiredPlayer May 10, 2019