by logan December 21, 2003
Get the Back Crackmug. by Supreme Goddess Emily January 8, 2009
Get the bitch on crackmug. by Jason Rimmer September 6, 2008
Get the Crack Dogmug. Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.
by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021
Get the Jack the Crackmug. when you want to have sex with David Bowie and just wish you was his wife but you can´t because he is dead and was married to Man
by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 7, 2019
Get the cracked actormug. A straggle crack is someone strung out on drugs, wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, may resemble slender man and may sleep under a bridge.
This Straggle Crack I used to bartend with never showed up on time and when he did he was always high and wearing the clothes he slept in.
by Roman K. January 12, 2021
Get the Straggle crackmug. by tommorgancat May 14, 2014
Get the crack-a-maremug.