Adjective. To be highly and/or passionately addicted to something, often in a silly, yet extreme manner.
She is so crack-addicted to Hello Kitty, it's freaking ridiculous.
by electrove December 14, 2010
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A person who enjoys the sounds of chiropractic bone cracking (ASMR).
P1: Hey bro, what are you watching.

P2: oh, I’m watching an hour long compilation of bone cracking. I’m kinda of a crack addict.
by jg357 August 26, 2018
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When a guy just can't get enough of his girls ass crack.
guy - "Doreen, let me stick my face in your Crack again"

girl - "your brain just ain't wired right you Crack Addict".
by blraven17 January 14, 2009
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Someone who is addicted to the writings of and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.
Example 1

guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible

guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.

guy A leaves

example 2

Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.

Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.

Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict
by Dolph9Lundgren_actionmovieking January 02, 2011
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A:What's up with John? he looks dopey everyday!

B: You don't know? He has been a crack addict since last year!
by Miss.RedRose August 14, 2008
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Someone that is addicted to the sounds of cracking knuckles, backs,and necks associated with a chiropractor.
The Chiropractor said crack-addicts are going to love me
by Ramming the Rod October 17, 2018
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When someone craves pussy so bad they will go very far out of their way to find it and either pay for it,(such as a person who frequents massage parlors or escorts) or sleep with the first thing that comes along no matter how awful or ugly the woman is.
"I thought Bill wouldn't go back to that massage parlor but he can't help it, he's a crack addict."
by Phil Acrackin October 29, 2007
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