Conservation Of Argumental Volume

The person who speaks least in an argument, wins.

Johannes spoke four words. Jenny spoke twenty. By Conservation Of Argumental Volume, Johannes won.

by Wuadada November 28, 2009

conshitter

making a decision while taking a large shit.

often used in place of "consider"

hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.

by KN14 July 8, 2010

consquela

A horny whore who steals all your lemon pleadge.

WTF Consquela.....

I need more lemon pledge.

by xx itz not u xx January 23, 2011

Constapeeted

Experiencing the inability to pee around others. Also known as "shy bladder".

So, after dinner, we went back to her place. I had to use the bathroom, but I knew it was going to be so echoey, so I froze up. I was constapeeted.

by DJ DEUCE GROAN 2 April 29, 2011

Consolicularitis

Swollen sore tesicules from bashing the gaming console on your package during bursts of outrage, resulting from playing war games on xbox.

During a marathon session of playing xbox, Wilson eventually had enough and screamed "goddamn it!" when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.

by Etak_soda September 29, 2011

Constipulant

When a hypocrite accuses you of hypocrisy on a measurably consistent basis. Constant hypocrisy constantly applied.

"That constipulant politician just sponsored a law that would outlaw adultery!!!!

by ~Ñostra-Thomas® November 23, 2011

conservanilla

Any conservative completely lacking in personality and edge. Lots of current examples, of course Mitt Romney leaps to mind immediately. Usually spotted around suburban neighborhoods watering their grass with a garden hose while his wife plants petunias.

"My boss is a serious conservanilla with his Mitt Romney sticker on his beige four door Ford Taurus that he drives while listening to Nickleback at full blast. Incredibly lame."

by Buttermilkgirl67 March 14, 2012