cock magock

When yo bitch being disrespectful and you slap her with your penis.

Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!

by ZachFuckerAsswioe April 21, 2016

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Cock Mulligan

When you are having the intercourse and because of your intoxicated state, you go limp noodle in her but pursuant to Cocksman Rule 37(b), there is no shame because you invoke your one cock mulligan of the weekend.

Yeah the sex was solid - started off a little rocky but I declared my cock mulligan and came out strong on my second showing.

by Traveling Filth Circus December 12, 2020

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cock sisters

two girls who have slept with the same guy

"hey girl, you know, we cock sisters. I was with that fool years ago, before you ended up with him."

by Spellbound July 3, 2014

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d cock

the man

hey there goes d cock!

by Sssssssaddkjdsjalkjf4D June 5, 2017

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cock advance

The opposite of cock block. Advancing your own interests in a female ahead of another guy.

Jeez Ben was supposed to be Brendan’s wingman, but instead cock advanced himself and went home with Anna!

by BransonTeapot420 November 9, 2020

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park cock

When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.

Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?
Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!
Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.

by William of Boulder April 28, 2008

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