Fear of clowns and molesters.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.
by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009
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by Matt Rumley December 22, 2008
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Those were some wicked chrownies last night!
Do you want to make some chrownies tonight?
Ya know what sounds really good right now? Chrownies!
Do you want to make some chrownies tonight?
Ya know what sounds really good right now? Chrownies!
by Chrownie Chef November 19, 2009
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b) A language that was concocted by management (Clowns), thus "Clownese". It is generally reserved for management and management's minions.
c) Management Speak; terms, buzz words, jargon, and lingo used by management. A language created by the Clowns within an organization, which are usually the management.
c) The incompetant non-sensical drivel that filters down from upper management; the impenetrable fog of stupidity and bullshit spewed forth by management.
d) A language that normal entry level workers with common sense cannot comprehend because they don't speak Stupid.
b) A language that was concocted by management (Clowns), thus "Clownese". It is generally reserved for management and management's minions.
c) Management Speak; terms, buzz words, jargon, and lingo used by management. A language created by the Clowns within an organization, which are usually the management.
c) The incompetant non-sensical drivel that filters down from upper management; the impenetrable fog of stupidity and bullshit spewed forth by management.
d) A language that normal entry level workers with common sense cannot comprehend because they don't speak Stupid.
"The boss makes no sense. I wish I spoke Clownese."
"This whole operations and procedures manual is written in Clownese."
"This whole operations and procedures manual is written in Clownese."
by kitten78 April 23, 2010
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When he saw that the karting track had been closed down, it became obvious to Julian that the day's plan was somewhat clowndoor.
by EnDefine December 12, 2010
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Person 1: Dude, we all look so stupid in this elevator
Person 2: Yeah, that's the clown car effect for ya.
Person 2: Yeah, that's the clown car effect for ya.
by ThatGuy1010101 October 2, 2011
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Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)
"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.
Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)
"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.
"listen, you clown jockey(s), this is my two week notice"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."
Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."
Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"
by TornadoTeen August 15, 2012
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