crusty juggler

One who juggles crusty things; one who is crusty and juggles; one who juggles in a crusty manner

Hey mike stop juggling sweet and sour chicken you crusty juggler.
Clean yourself up you crusty juggler!

by vravae June 10, 2008

cum crusty

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, the head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008

crusty

yuccky; repulsive; specifically, having unremoved dried secretions/excresences on oneself or scabbed-over pimples/sores. More generally, dirty, disgusting.

Eww, his handkerchiefs (shorts, sox, etc.) are as crusty as the 6-months old pudding in the fridge.

by guy May 10, 2003

crusty honey jar

A crusted but otherwise sweet vagina.

It's a shame she never cared for it, its sweet like a crusty honey jar

by des, AKA the jazz man January 6, 2007

crusty crotch

when a vast amount of semen is projectiled towards your pubic area and left to dry up.

yeah i blew all over her pussy she didn't wipe it up, in the morning she had a crusty crotch

by endlessnameless February 3, 2010

Crusty Jugglers

-Hours after a "jizz in your pants" moment, left over fluids mixed with the toilet paper used to clean up the mess bond on the testicular flesh creating a crusty surface.

Dude, I saw this hott girl earlier.. Now I have a bad case of the Crusty Jugglers.

by mirafone188 July 20, 2011

crusty butt lips

a man who is described to be crusty with abnormally over larged butt lips. micropenis and gap teeth and choc-o-lat are normally side effects of the crusty butt lips syndrome.

john: dude, get some chap stick for your crusty butt lips.

jeffrey: i hate my life.

by crustybuttlips October 12, 2009