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boston bug splat

A sexual act the involves the game of hockey. It is done when a naked male plugs into the butthole of a female, she than inserts a hockey stick into her vagina. This act can only be successfully done when they skate in tandem and score a goal. After the goal, the male than ejaculates and in celebration thrusts the female into the boards. Once the vagina extracting hockey stick hits the boards it than flings the female into the sky and creates a bloody bug splat into the plexy glass.
Damn Sarah looks pissed, did someone give her a Boston Bug Splat at last nights game?
by NanoNonesense April 18, 2020
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Doo Doo Bug

A man of many talents, hes great at using his big lips to suck toes, Has been edging for seven years, has a record of 37 upper deckers in one house. he always has a soft spot for Hayes H and his massive shcmeat. Doo Doo Bug is a great friend but also a pedophile he likes to flirt with younger women. And also is "slangin"
Hayes: " Doo Doo bugs lips sucked the soul out my toes"
by Tim Hoerton October 30, 2023
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Riverbottom Bed Bug

It's a homeless person that jumps from one tent to the next sleeping with anything that drops their pants.
I hope that Riverbottom Bed Bug gets that STD taken care of before it spreads as fast as her legs did.
by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023
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Numb Little Bug

Based off the song by Em Beihold, someone described as a “Numb Little Bug” is someone who really isn’t feeling happy or sad. They just feel dissociated from life, and distant from others. They don’t really want to do anything, but most of the time no one really listens to them. If someone says they feel that way, check in them, and make plans with them!
Person 1: Hey, how have you been? No one has heard from you lately, and we are getting concerned.

Person 2: Yea, I’ve just felt like a numb little bug, that’s all.

Person 1: I’m sorry you feel that way. Do you want to out to lunch tomorrow and just hang out? Maybe getting outside will help.

Person 2: Sure, thanks for helping.
by izzybee140 June 18, 2022
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Bed bugs text

(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.

The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.
Freddy asked Claire out via bed bugs text.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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Bed Bug Fever

A white guy who has a strange fixation with Indian Chicks (because Indian chicks often look like bed bugs).
"Josh hasn't been the same these past few weeks."

"Oh he just started dating this Indian chick... I think he contracted bed bug fever."
by Swaggy Pea October 24, 2020
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Bug eyes mcgee

What dumbeldor called trelawney meeting chanwills0
by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021
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