night blogger

when people on tumblr question life
and really need to go to bed

a typical night blogger (1)

tumblr user1: "how do mermaids masturbate?"
tumblr user2: "its time to step away from the internet"

by tumblruser2coolforu October 6, 2012

Garbage Blunt

A blunt rolled with weed from the roaches of other blunts you smoked. Fucks you up hard.

P1: "This shit taste funky, what kinda weed is this?"
P2: "It's a garbage blunt."
P1: "I love garbage blunts!"

by Rascal P April 27, 2015

cotton blocked

When you get cock-blocked by a tampon.

CBS

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”

by Juicy - C March 9, 2019

Dark Blockchain

Dark Blockchain is a term that literally doesn't mean anything. It just sounds cool.

Employer: So, what are your past qualifications for this job?
Kevin: I am a dark blockchain expert.

by Terrain2 February 7, 2020

fresh bleeder

Usually refers to a woman who just lost her virginity and thus is bleeding out of the vagina

Her: omg why is it gushing out so much?!
Me: damn shawty really be a fresh bleeder

by Trackblaster February 4, 2021

White blood cells

White blood cells are cells inside of your body that kill of viruses, especially if if recognizes the virus. Vaccines are weakened or dead viruses that go into your body to help the white blood cells kill it so that if it encounters the alive form of the virus it could kill it easier. In addition, eating fruits and vegetables and especially onions can give the body and white blood cells vitamins and minerals and especially sulfer to help you kill off viruses and bacteria more. Also, kids get dirty and eat dirt and stuff that falls on the ground and that's OK (at least it used to be until coronavirus ruined it so we all got to wear masks and not eat stuff from the floor). Their white blood cells can fight it off and familiarize itself with bacteria and viruses. As long as they wash their hands afterwards and always after using the bathroom. Adults should also wash their hands when they use the bathroom. Some people died from the coronavirus. Some people got better, but they lost their sense of smell. White blood cells also help you fight off measles, mumps, rubella, meningitis, the flu, the common cold, chicken pox, and more. White blood cells are also in cartoon form in the movie, Osmosis Jones and the show Ozzy and Drix. The sky blue guy is Osmosis Jones (Ozzy, white blood cell) and the red and yellow guy is Drix (cold pill).

Tyler: I got a cold, but I'm drinking emergen-C and eating onion and avocado salad with lime and salt with rice and chicken. If it gets worse, I'll take a cold pill.

*gets worse
Tyler: Takes cold pill.
*white blood cell and cold pill attacking the common cold.
*4 days later

Tyler: Hey, my cold is all gone! Thanks white blood cells and cold pill.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023

Gentleman's Blouse

A Dress shirt, or top of similar style. Used by Patrick Stewart's character Deputy Director Avery Bullock in American Dad.

"Oh no, My Gentleman's Blouse!" -Patrick Stewart as Deputy Director Avery Bullock

by Skwerl Bergamot October 30, 2011