happy birthday 

Happy anniversary from escaping from the womb!

Happy birthday to you,happy birthday...

happy birthday by gamer_77 January 11, 2015

pretend birthday 

pretending it is your birthday when actually it is not just because you want to, an excuse to buy a birthday cake for yourself,when you want the free piece of cake at a restaraunt so you have a friend tell the waitress it is your birthday you can have multiple pretend birthdays through out the year

Girl 1:um, why are you ordering a cake?
Girl 2:tomorrow is going to be my pretend birthday..
Girl 1:oh, am i invited?
Girl 2:duh

Boy 1:okay you go to the bathroom and when she comes to refill our drinks ill tell her its your birthday
Boy 2:ight, brb

pretend birthday by k3|see March 22, 2008

Titanium Birthday 

When you turn the age of the year you were born.

Your date of birth is 11-9-54 and you celebrate your 54th birthday, making it your Titanium Birthday.

Titanium Birthday by Kimberly1799 January 13, 2009

October 10 Birthday 

Everyone wants to date you. Your the coolest person around. You are rich. You can be a player though.

Girl/boy: Wow I want to date him/her.
other person: watch out I heard he/she is a player I do not want you to have a heart break over a boy/girl
Girl/boy: Ok I will be care ful
Other person: you better be because he/she born on the October 10 birthday

October 10 Birthday by By: Kiki do you love me November 7, 2019

Hippie Birthday 

A wild and raucous birthday celebration. You do not necessarily need to wear tie-dyed clothing though.

You are normally a suit & tie kind of person and this is the birthday where you let your freak flag fly!

Hippie Birthday Girl now take that aquarium off your head or the fish are going to die!

Hippie Birthday by ReyMon! November 19, 2010

plastic birthday 

celebrating the person on your fake i.d.'s birthday

"you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"

"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"

plastic birthday by sultans_of_pdx February 5, 2010

Happy Birthday Ignore 

When using a social network, choosing not to click the "Say Happy Birthday" link when it is one of your hundreds of friends' birthday.

Sally looked into the top right corner her facebook page and noticed her it was retired third grade home ec teacher's birthday. Having Not seen the lady for 23 years, she pulled a Happy Birthday Ignore by not clicking the "Say Happy Birthday" link.

Happy Birthday Ignore by JacktheBrusselSprout August 1, 2011