bertiphobic

when people don’t like bertie wood.

what’s wrong with you.

omg l*cy mcn**r is so bertiphobic!!

by bertiewoodismybf March 11, 2022

Bertie

An asthmatic diabetic grown woman with a beard and hair on her chest.

“Oh you’re such a Bertie”

by Names n’ People March 29, 2022

Berticuss

Is an Australian Twitch streamer called Rachel (Britney), she does a lot of FPS games and is a variety streamer,

She has two dogs, Harlow and Luna

She is 5'8 and Lanky and can't dance, not to forget she has a resting bitch face, despite her being lovely and kind (sometimes).

"Berticuss gives me crazy gf vibes"

"Berticuss double chin is kinda cute bro like 'she is not like other girls' "

"Berticuss bullies her chat and is clueless at times"

by Your_thicc_homie May 31, 2022

Bertherness

A feeling of childish glee and mischievousness.

Adam gave me a look I can only describe as Bertherness. I knew some crazy shit was about to go down.

by TK448 June 1, 2022

bertleberry

Bertle is a sexy man.

i wanna fuck bertleberry so bad

by Nigger Bocka XTecca July 24, 2022

bertranne

An organ donor, a compooter scientist, a peepeepoopoo master of dank jokes.
Has tons of meaningful quotes, such as "When I wrote this code, only God and I knew what it did. Now? Only God"

6/9 good friend.

Husbant... you buy too much Funko Pop! Vinyl Gold Bertranne style. Now we are homeress

by JiaLiar August 7, 2022

bertie

a 5,5 blonde girl who has green eyes and is quite wealthy her real name is probably roberta and she loves shopping , 100% dyslexic and anemic and is allergic to everything. wanna be “clean girl” and she’s most definitely had a cat called fluffy or something around that

guy 1: hey the girl in the blue when i saw you my jaw just dropped you look like a right bertie please let me get your snap
guy 2: carful he just told me he has an std

by aarondanny October 26, 2022