VOTE BAGEL 2020 (he may have a weird obsession with the Beatles and isn’t funny and is sometimes boring but still)
by Millowwww September 27, 2020
Get the bagel 2020mug. by IM RIGHT KEIRA February 27, 2020
Get the Bagelsmug. Originally found in the Carolinas, a Carolina Bagel Bite is inserting a Carolina reaper pepper into was vaginal cavity or rectum and eating the feces infested seeds for a stinky and spicy satisfaction.
by spicy anal 69 July 12, 2022
Get the Carolina Bagel Bitemug. A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
by AlexTheNewGuy July 25, 2008
Get the bagel rashmug. by DestDM January 9, 2021
Get the Bagelingmug. by sex on the stove March 16, 2009
Get the fuckin bagelmug. by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021
Get the Buttering the bagelmug.