When you wanna show a girl you barely know a stand up comedy special on Netflix and for some really really dumb reason you choose Jim Norton's "Mouth full of shame"... Just don't :)
How to make a good first impression 101 by having a really awkward moment, if she still wanna talk to you after that she's a keeper!
by SimonSay's August 7, 2017
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The slice or slices of pizza that's left over after it's been equally divided out.
Can be a awkful nucence if not called. To call the awkward slice simply shout 'awkward slice' before anyone else. As there can be a second or third awkward slice these should be called too, asap.
Can be a awkful nucence if not called. To call the awkward slice simply shout 'awkward slice' before anyone else. As there can be a second or third awkward slice these should be called too, asap.
by Jackkie-92 February 25, 2013
Get the Awkward Slice mug.When you are forced to sit opposite your co-worker who ghosted you on social media after almost dating you just because he is too much of a pussy to commit and none of your colleagues knowing wth is going on.
by Trööt April 4, 2020
Get the Awkward mug.When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.
Boy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."
Boy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkwardness rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
Boy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkwardness rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
by michael.e.scott February 12, 2024
Get the awkwardness rizz mug.An awkward potion is the name of potions in Minecraft that are used as a base for all other potions to be brewed.
this is when one of your friends makes things uncomfortable or weird while being social (makes things awkward)
this is when one of your friends makes things uncomfortable or weird while being social (makes things awkward)
tup: yo they weren't that hot
Kyle: "bro they dipped because you were standing there like you took and awkward potion.
Tim : "yo nice sack bro but not in a gay way"
dom: "what did you take an awkward potion before you got here?"
Kyle: "bro they dipped because you were standing there like you took and awkward potion.
Tim : "yo nice sack bro but not in a gay way"
dom: "what did you take an awkward potion before you got here?"
by Gods Dog July 29, 2021
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