atheism

People who cannot take a leap of faith and only believe what they can see with their sense of sight. Atheists consider themselves "intellekshuals" and have very narrow-minded, obnoxious and self-righteous morals and views on belief. They are prone to making rude and smarmy comments on almost anything that can be brought into a discussion, and their blood pressure flares to unhealthy heights during debates involving pretty much anything.

Tend to bite their nails and fidget when asked difficult questions concerning life. Find comfort in the fact their view is considered "cool" and "intelligent". Most atheists are well-off and live comfortable lives in the suburbs, and constantly have a bile-inducing "I'm cleverer than you" look on their face.

Will ALWAYS mysteriously switch to a "devoted Christian" lifestyle as soon as they turn 70. "OH MY GOD, you mean I'M going to die TOO?! What do you mean, atheist? I love Jesus!!"

Atheism, and atheists, should have respect towards other people.

by OiOiBoy July 2, 2006

Atheist

People who don't believe in any religion. Some Atheists are just nice people who have just never found a reason to believe in a religion but others are douchebags who just because they don't believe in anything feel it necissarry to make fun or poke holes in your religion.

Atheist: ha you believe that some invisible guy in the sky made the world in 7 days
Cristian: Well you believe a tiny dot in the middle of space exploded and somehow created the universe. WHAT NOW BITCH

by MCsick of MCdonalds August 19, 2009

atheism

The only true religion. If you believe in this religion you will be rewarded with eternal....I'm just playin! I'm just playin! Atheism is indeeed the path to hapiness...just kidding....but not really.

Stan: hey Jimmy how's atheism treating ya!

Jimmy: Great how about you?

Stan:great!

Jimmy and Stan: GREAT!

by Stan Lightsaber May 4, 2006

Athens, Texas

A smallish city about 30 miles outside of Tyler, Texas, Athens is in Henderson County, which allows alcohol usage, as opposed to Tyler, which is in the dry Smith County. Various steel mills, mines, and other such industrial necessities are located in and around Athens. Though its city limits don't spread too far, multiple major highways run through it, and it has many excellent restaraunts.Usually, anything you can't get in Athens, you can get in Tyler, and vice-versa.

Hey man, know any good restaraunts in Athens, Texas?
Yeah, there's a good place called Roma Italian Restaraunt or something. Try the Chicken Parm or the Cordon Bleu.

by asmcint September 23, 2012

atheist

formally: someone who lacks a belief in any god

informally: anyone who isn't a gotbotting moron

Lance Armstrong is an atheist.

by ianam June 8, 2010

atheist

To be right about everything and having every reason to fuck with Christians

Not all atheists believe this, but I'm smarter than most of them, too.

by The epitome of greatness July 6, 2008

Atheism

A religion in which you believe in nothing, show it off, think you're superior to others with a religion characterized by a God, talk about how retarded people with religions are, and basically hate on other/people with other religions

dude 1: hey bro, what religion are you?
dude 2: christian why?
dude 1: OMG YOU SO RETARDED BELIEVING DERES AN INVISIBLE MAN IN DA SKY DAT IS ALL KNOWING AND KNOWS WHACHU DO ALL DA TIME AND HAS A PLACE FULL OF FIRE IF YOU BAD AND BLAH BLAH BLAH ME SO ADVANCED AND SMART CUZ ME HAS NO GOD LOL U FAIL ATHEISM IS SO KEWL CUZ LIKE NO GOD N WE SO EVOLUTIONIZED LOL
dude 2: ok?...

by yawnimbored January 2, 2011