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Carrot Juicer

When you commit to being vegan and insert a carrot into your juice loosener.
Jess and Lisa love carrots and practice safety while operating the carrot juicer.
by Carmengogh October 27, 2021
mugGet the Carrot Juicermug.

Carrotted

When you are so high you don’t even your name
I’m so carrotted right now
by CervixCupcake May 11, 2022
mugGet the Carrottedmug.

squash the carrot

masturebate your penis.
"i'm about to squash the carrot "
by kiara_c3 September 19, 2017
mugGet the squash the carrotmug.

Carrot

1. Carrot - a long, orange vegetable that is rich in vitamin K and vitamin C as well as potassium. Carrot juice is also often used to dye foods, such as orange cheese.
2. An offensive thing to call someone with under 1000 followers on social media.
1. "I went to the doctor's and found out I was low in vitamin K, I'm now on a carrot diet."
2. "That fucking carrot kept using 'XD' after every sentence!"
by dank weedness October 18, 2016
mugGet the Carrotmug.

empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
mugGet the empty carrots-bag on a stickmug.

carrot topped

To send someone a link disguised as something innocent, such as cute animals, which in reality links to a disturbing picture of the new buff Carrot Top.
Me: Hey man, need cheering up? Check out these cute kittens: cute-animals-blog.notlong.com
You: OH MAN THAT IS HORRIBLE, I HATE YOU!
Me: You have just been CARROT TOPPED!
by JOSakaRome March 19, 2010
mugGet the carrot toppedmug.

carrot lord

A carrot lord is a person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick at times. It takes a while to hit their soft spot
Hey bae i heard you like carrot lords
by Aryec October 29, 2020
mugGet the carrot lordmug.

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