Year of the bung hole

an entire year dedicated to having anal sex.

Boy: Do you know what year it is?

Girl: 2010.

Boy: No bitch, It's the year of the bung hole. Bend Over!

by ashkalababay March 16, 2010

Two Years Resolution

A new years resolution that turns into two years because you either forgot about it or are just too lazy to try to do it so you give yourself 2 years instead of one.

Person 1: Hey, didn't you say your new years resolution was to quit smoking?

Person 2: Yeahh, but it's really hard so I'm made it a two years resolution, now, I have some time.

by zomgjb December 15, 2009

New Year's Resolution

A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach

Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution

by kittycatgirl99 December 29, 2014

New Year's Evegotism

The generic term for the predictable "I've had such a great (insert year), look at what I did" status updates and tweets in the lead up to the new year.

"Urgh, I hate Facebook this time of year."

"Yeah, my timeline's covered with New Year's Evegotism"

by Hammeh_ December 31, 2013

Thirty years war

A war that lasted thirty years

Dumbass: Hey how long did the thirty years war last?
Me: Thirty years, dumbass.

by thrityearswar October 30, 2018

5 year rule

Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.

Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.

Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!

Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!

by notsoslick January 7, 2019

New Years Eve

Where adults get drunk and kids run around in the background>

"my mom is so drunk from new years eve!"

by MaddyTheMango January 14, 2019