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by Kaden the whale June 6, 2018
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The Sperm Whale

When a man is about to orgasm, he shouts at the top of his lungs "AWOOOOO" and proceeds to jump into a pool as he climaxes
Christy: How was your date last night?
Amanda: Amazing! He did the sperm whale so we didn't have to clean up!
by Brwig September 30, 2019
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Whale Status

Anyone woman that you know is well over 300 pounds just by first glance.

A woman that is so fat that you are willing to pay to get one of your friends to sleep with her.
"hey bill did you see mike's new girlfriend, that fat bitch is on whale status!"
by big moe dorito April 17, 2009
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Whale tongue

Check out that fat chicks whale tongue....its hanging down to her knees....friggin nasty
by Hak44 August 24, 2009
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Whale

A whale can be characterised as the biggest beast of the ocean and land. They are the ultimate big boys. Whales are elegant, clever, strong and curious creatures. Some would even attribute mythical to them due to the way they can magically become erect and fuck doves and slugs and leopards up those tight asses. Fuck those creatures, whales 4 lyf. WHALES HAVE THE BEST PORN. Whales are the best in the league.
Ah man That guy is so good at fantasy football, he’s such a whale. Fucking up all those slugs, doves and leopards with the big whale dick.
by Biggest whale best base August 17, 2020
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flog the whale

Baby, most people flog the dolphin, but with me you have to flog the whale
by Fallatio Constantine October 10, 2007
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