vampire diaries

A show watched by sissy femboys that love vampires and "Romantic Comedy's "

vampire diaries-Omg Sisters did you see the scary Spooky vampire
Yikes that was spooky 19 million players

by OldManDan69 May 27, 2021

Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes

Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.

by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022

vampire garage sale

When your partner is having their period

Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.

by Alavello March 9, 2014

vampire stick

a used tampon.

Emma: I heard Jen carries around her vampire sticks. Sarah: Why does she carry those? Like, ew.

by MrNerd314 August 29, 2021

Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam

Refering to high definition DSLR cameras, capable of extreme clarity in night time photography. Vampire esque.

"Yo, this Canon 7D is a straight up Vampire Camera / Vamp Cam"

"Yeah tell me about it, I was Vamp Cam'ing all night with my 5D after I saw the pics you took on your T2i"

by The Body Snatcher August 22, 2011

Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokehold

When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.

Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold

by thehappytwo March 12, 2025

australian vampire

a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually

"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."

by S*I** February 22, 2019