Tweetanthropy

The condition where a person honestly and simply doesn't care who does or does not follow them on Twitter.

I'm a Tweetanthropist (nb: One who has tweetanthropy) - go ahead and unfollow me, I don't care

by Berym November 2, 2010

tweetamendation

Recommendation via twitter.

Friend 1: Did I tell you that you should really see The King's Speech, it's such a great movie.

Friend 2: Yeah man I got your tweetamendation earlier. I think I am going to check that out.

by Ms. Terri May 6, 2011

Teenage Fit

The thing teenagers do when they don't get their way. Usually, its defined by a slouch, hands in the pockets, head to the side defiantly (or sometimes looking up or down), and a scowl on your face. In some cases, the scowl can be a pout. In dramatic cases (when guilting someone into giving in or if the teen is sensitive/p.m.s-ing) tears can be followed by this scowl or pout.

Also called the "Teen Scowl", "Sulking", "Moping", and other things like that.

Not always done with a maniplutive purpose, sometimes just because a teen is upset. Does not have to be a teenager, by the way, can sometimes be older or younger but not considered very mature.

After Suzie's mom refused to let her go to the mall, Suzie threw a Teenage Fit until her mom changed her mind.

Danny was upset and distracted because his girlfriend dumped him, but the teacher wouldn't give him a break. Unconciously, he started to throw a Teenage Fit.

Amy's dad is so childish. He's 42 and he still throws Teenage Fits. Wow.....

by ThatLittleTeenGirl August 26, 2011

Tweejaculation

An incomplete tweet. An incomplete thought on twitter. An incomplete argument on twitter

Tweetdeck seems to be having problems. Too many tweejaculations today!

by kaalika September 22, 2011

Tweenum Butter

(See "Fummunda Cheese") The buttery, funky residue that accumulates between two large breasteses.

I tried to motorboat her, and all I got was a mouth full of Tweenum Butter. It burned my nose.

by duckn March 9, 2012

Tweetas

There's a huge party and this super drunk chick stumbles onto your lap and she says "oh sorry hahaha" that's when you request to see her tweetas like so " this music is so loud is it comin from yo tweetas???" as you look at her breasts, then when she realizes what your insinuating you will quickly realize if your going to see some boobs and maybe get laid or if she's gonna call you a pig if she does she will also relay that message to her friends ruining your chance for any action that night... If she laughs you got a shot if not ,.. Well it's worth a shot

Did you get a new set of tweetas?

Let me see yo tweetas?

by Philosothink July 23, 2012

tweetaloud

v. - the act of reading the tweets that one receives out loud to one's companions. Usually done with a high level of frequency, such that everyone within earshot has a virtual audio version of a twitter feed.

"Hey! That Popular Food Truck just tweeted that they are outside our building today!"..."Woot! The local Derpmart just tweeted they received a shipment of that seasonal beer we have been looking for!" "Who needs Twitter when you already have all of these tweetalouds?"

by lucky middleton November 19, 2012