Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

Easy Talker

Empty promises, running away from complicated problems.

She is a easy talker

by Someone with slangs November 12, 2022

EASY!!!!

WHAT YOU SAY AFTER YOU FINISH A BATTLE ROUND

I'm the best rapper in the world EASY!!!!

by Mr Entertainment November 1, 2020

so easy i doont need arms to win

means that you are a pro at winning

me: wow steve4212, you got the win!
Steve4212: so easy i doont need arms to win

by chishiki April 30, 2021

easy squeezer

Easy squeezer is an ass that is easily squeezed, round and squishy

That girl had an easy squeezer ass I couldn't control myself

by Easypeelersqueeler November 1, 2017

Easy Rider

A cider / beer can. Easy to drink and doesn't get you too drunk. Perfect

Hey man, pass me an easy rider, I'm trying to take it slow.

by tlovesw September 30, 2021

Take Care Easy

A phrase of taking it easy but with more swag.

Origin: Binh Huynh Chicago from

Bình Huỳnh Cuộc Sống Mỹ Ở Chicago

Hello Ba xa take care easy. Thank you ba xa sieu dau bep

by Chu Tam October 7, 2022