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telesnort

noun: a futuristic device that beams your drugs directly from the plate into your brain completely bypassing the nose.
Pass the telesnort, my cocaine is wearing off.
by ryde June 29, 2009
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telepenisis

the ability to reach orgasm using only the mind with no physical touching of the penis
wow with my new telepenisis skill i got off 4 times in geography class and ridded my self of hepatitis
by Chim April 21, 2007
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teletubbies

four fuckin faggots tubbies that realy enjoy a cock!
-hi, green tubbie, hihihi!
-hi-i! hihihi!
by TubbieHater September 26, 2003
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Telecom

Also known as 'Telecon'.

The main telecommunications business in New Zealand.
They dominate the phone lines and force everybody else to use ridiculously slow internet speeds because they can't be bothered unbundling some cables.

Often ridiculed for their horrible impact on NZs' internet speed and their blocky, unimaginative logo.

Hated for making the song "Come Together" by the Beatles a national taboo.
Gamer1 "I'm running at 200ping!"
Gamer2 "Fucking telecom and their gay interwebs!!"

Customer "Hello, my phone lines are broken."
Telecom Rep. "We can get somebody out there to help in about a month... please hold."
by Superbacon January 12, 2008
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Teletubbies

1. A British television program intended for very young children. Unfairly criticized by some adults who read hidden symbolism into the main characters' appearance, environment, and/or behavior. (Refuting such claims is beyond the scope of this web site, however.)

2. The title characters of this program: four characters with childlike faces, colorful unisex body-suits, and television screens on their bellies. All of the Teletubbies have a uniquely-shaped antenna growing from the top of their heads; these antennas glow whenever one of them receives a signal from the outside world (a short, live-action film starring children from various countries).

The rest of the show depicts Teletubbies acting like toddlers: sleeping and waking, exercising, playing outside, discovering strange objects. They also enjoy hugging each other, usually accompanied by their trademark phrase "Big hug!"
1. I've known people who were straight as arrows, never used recreational drugs, and didn't live with their children...but who still watched _Teletubbies_.

2. My friend's four-year-old daughter wore pajamas with pictures of the Teletubbies.
by Ingeborg S. Nordén May 23, 2006
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telepathetic

To be such a loser that others can sense it just from your brainwaves
I'm getting telepathetic vibrations from that video game playing virgin!
by RedWaiter October 30, 2007
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teletubbies

Farfats that got slapped around by Mario and set their place on fire.
Mario:Death to farfats! Ha-Ha-Ha! Die! Die! All of you! Wa-wa...!!!!!!!!!!
by TanooKirby May 16, 2003
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