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Shut your ass because you're talking out of it 

Something you say to somebody who is talking total crap.
Mate, shut your ass because you're talking out of it.

talking points 

The one phrase or idea that candidates repeat over and over again in debates and commercials until it people believe it. Especially applicable to the 2004 election and an indication of the downfall of the media.
Crossfire Dweeb: We do honest debate on this show
Jon Stewart: No, you don't. All you do is scream the talking points at each other.
talking points by Alisa November 1, 2004

Taking A Break 

"Taking A Break" is the classic escapist cliché.

People with under-developed social skills or lack of problem solving abilities use this as a cop out.

In the minds of women this is often viewed as a nicer way of dumping a guy, most men who are not completely socially inept understands this, and realize taking a break will never bring you closer together. Only fill you with false hopes of extending the (un)natural life of a realtionship.

I your ex uses this, they're an escapist bitch and probably not someone you'd ultimatly be happy with anyway. These are people not worth your thought and emotions, you're best bet to feeling better is to realize that, and move on.
"I feel so distant from you, maybe we should take a break"
"Bitch!, we're fucking done!"

Taking a break is crap, and it will never bring you closer together. If a realationship is struggling, more distance is NOT a factor that should be added.
Taking A Break by Br1an April 23, 2006

booty taking 

people can shake their booty, this is when you take that booty and put it somewhere useful,

can also be used in reference to a booty call
girl come over her i'm going to do some booty taking
booty taking by jaffaw July 16, 2009

Taking a piss 

When you shoot yellow warm liquid out of your dick
John: Yo man what ya doing?
Me: Oh me? I'm shooting yellow liquid out of my dick

John: Oh u mean taking a piss?

Me: What?
Taking a piss by dicks yellow September 12, 2018

dead man talking

Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.
Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.
dead man talking by k2kate January 28, 2009