texas toast

when a bunch of guys bust on a piece of toast and who ever has the smallest load has to eat the toast

we played texas toast last night it sucked

by stephen November 8, 2004

Toast

Toast is a game that is played with guys. They all stand around a piece of toasted bread or perhaps an english muffin, and they splooge on it. The last person to ejaculate on the piece of toast must eat the whole thing. This is Toast.

" Kevin, Rob, and Gay Reilly were playing toast one day. Reilly finished last so he had to eat the toast and then they gave him a mushroom stamp on the forehead."

by Nice Tits October 26, 2006

cheese toastie

When a male is in the act of making love too a large obese women, at the moment of climax, ejactulate into a fold of stomach fat/roll. Then close the flab immediately.

In the morning wake up and open the fold to find what looks like a cheese toastie.

Lastnight dude. i banged a whale and gave her a cheese toastie

by Duncanthebigman April 28, 2008

toast packer

When one is out of lube, butter is smeared on a piece of toast. Toast is then smeared on the butthole as to serve as lube. Generally used for heterosexual vegitarians.

I used all my lube up so I became a toast packer.

by Glosmotorhead September 20, 2006

toast race

when multiple men (2 and above) masterbate over a piece of toast, the last one to cum eats the toast.

watch it bitch!! or else I will challange you to a toast race

by D, Sanchez May 21, 2007

toaster sex

To have anal - when a male inserts his penis into the arsehole of a fellow creature , may be a male or female or even a dog!
The toaster is the anus.
There are various jokes accompanied with this euphanism.

" The longer you leave it in, the browner it gets! "
" Wow those guys are having toaster sex! "

by Jena :D December 15, 2008

wet toast

1- Boring. Without spice. Bland
2- A man without character. Easily manipulated. Spineless.

"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e "He's boring")
"He's a piece of wet toast" (i.e. "He's manless")

by squarehand May 7, 2007