stagnant do

A stag do where the stag does not attend due to an event which takes precedence.

The stag do was stagnant in that it was a stag do without a stag. Hence it was a stagnant do.

by In Benidorm with no stag May 11, 2009

Doing a Jessica

saying 'in a minute' or 'in a second' then completely forgetting about it.

Person 1: "Where is she? She said she'd be here in a minute!"
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.

by personyperson August 23, 2020

Doing the shido

Not even considering anything romantical until youve known the other person for at least 3 years and in that time treating everyone equally by not giving a fuck about them

How's it going with that girl? - Ah don't worry, I'm doing the shido.

by randomstranger2 November 7, 2019

Doing a Taz

When all your mates are keen to do something but you hit them with every excuse in the book

"You coming to the movies joel" "na sorry I have to save money" stop doing a taz

by Mr mysterious November 3, 2017

doing the mcfarleys

"doing the mcfarleys" is a G-Rated term that is used to describe sex in front of younger children.

Amanda: What was all that noise last night ?

Steve: that was mark and his girlfriend. They were fucking like rabbits.

Amanda: Don't say that in front of the kids.

Steve: Sorry. They were "doing the mcfarleys" all night.

by PlayBoyMan June 27, 2010

do a bunk

to flee due to incriminating circumstances.

When the police began finding the bodies he had buried, Steve decided to do a bunk before he was caught.

by A_cat August 26, 2008

Chall do

chall do

Most commonly used as an informal greeting. An abbreviation of "what are you all doing?"

Mike: Chall Do Homie?

Jay: Ah well you know...guy. I'm just text messaging my girlfriend.

Mike: That trick ass hoe?

by crazycyrax February 19, 2009