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Carolina Tanning Bed

Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.
“You and Stacy still hanging out
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”
by JackieChanIsAHero June 3, 2020
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The farmers tan

The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth
by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020
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Tan danggers

Those half pants half shorts that most Puerto Ricans wear. This item of clothing ends near the ankle and does not taper in width. Usually consists of denim or camo printed khaki material.
" yo did you see Edwin's Tan Danggers, they are dope "
by Edwinperez September 27, 2015
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Tan Meiliawati Sung

How to greet a fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush. or A fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.
Selamat petang kelas, saya broke leg saya.
Tan Meiliawati Sung!Honitchiwa!!
by Tan Meiliawati Sung July 27, 2021
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Dan tan dare

When you say Dan tan dare to your lady you're telling her she's dead sexy "you look Dan tan dare tonight darling"
"you look Dan tan dare tonight darling"
by Karloss, November 17, 2018
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Jia Tan

The person behind the XZ backdoor, can also double as a slang for "backdooring open-source software", Was caught by an Microsoft employee that saw 100% CPU usage when connecting to an SSH server who later hyper-fixated on tracking down why it was 100% and narrowing it down to XZ where the backdoor was caught
"Jia Tan backdoored an another piece of open-source software once again"
by hn1f July 1, 2024
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Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried
Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets
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