A very odd and interesting female that doesn't really know whats going on around her. Constantly talks about annoying irrelevant topics that gain nothing to conversation. She really needs to get her act together before someone smacks the dog shit out of her.
by Smatus January 07, 2020
A fire tan is when one sits close to a fire and experiences a slight tan due to the fire. (Don’t be confused for a burn)
by Smatus May 29, 2018
It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.
by Smatus November 24, 2017
A Cringe Master is someone who shows the highest level of Cringe on a daily basis. A prime Example is Stephen Matus
by Smatus October 17, 2017