Definitions by Smatus

Phoebe R. 

A very odd and interesting female that doesn't really know whats going on around her. Constantly talks about annoying irrelevant topics that gain nothing to conversation. She really needs to get her act together before someone smacks the dog shit out of her.

Holy Shit Phoebe R. are you really talking about more stupid ass stuff

Phoebe R. by Smatus January 7, 2020

fire tan 

A fire tan is when one sits close to a fire and experiences a slight tan due to the fire. (Don’t be confused for a burn)

Oh boy! Will you have a very nice FIRE TAN going right now.

fire tan by Smatus June 10, 2018

soggy fap 

It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.

Come on Will! Not another soggy fap

soggy fap by Smatus November 24, 2017

cringe master 

A Cringe Master is someone who shows the highest level of Cringe on a daily basis. A prime Example is Stephen Matus

Wow! That guy over there is the Cringe Master

cringe master by Smatus October 17, 2017