Skin Colors

From lightest to darkest...


Albino: No pigment, very very pale.

White: The average Caucasion.

Yellow: The average Asian.

Olive: Mediterannean/Middle-Eastern/Latino, a light tan.

Brown: The average Mexican.

Black: The average Negro.

Burnt: A very dark Negro.
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Albino: Amy Lee
White: Britney Spears
Yellow: Lucy Liu
Olive: Jessica Alba
Brown: Jennifer Lopez
Black: Bill Cosby
Burnt: Mr. T

by Reggaetonist November 3, 2004

skin tube

Slang for anyone who's a human. Mostly used by non-humans who tend not to have skin.

Hey, skin tube! Clean up my shit!"

by wiggum_P.I March 23, 2004

siking

the act of kidding

it is not to be confused with the word *sarcasm*

wtf u must be siking me ruben!!!

by queen of dankness March 31, 2009

skin the cat

to get undressed. usually a phrase used to let children know it's time to get out of dirty clothes and into their clean clothes.

Brian's mother said, "Skin the cat - you need to get you pajamas on. It's time to go to bed."

by Chickamunk January 23, 2005

skin flute

Someone who sucks a penis. In other words playin the flute or giving a blowjob. The term "Flute" in skin flute is reffering to someones cock, penis, weiner, pecker, helmet head, dick, disco stick, etc.

Guy 1: That guy named Jordan from the coffee shop is a proffesional skin flute player!

Guy 2: I know yesterday he tried to play my skin flute but i beat his ass.

by Retwiler January 2, 2010

skin check

A suggestion to a person to take a look at the actual color of their skin when they are pretending to be of a different race.

Skin check! Dude, you're white, don't act black!!

by Lauren the great November 8, 2003

Skin Ditched

When a girl with enormous tits and cleavage shoves your face in between her boobs so your face is stuck in the created "skin ditch".

Henry: dude! you just got skin ditched by Melissa!

Me: Waa...air...*gasp*...i....need...air...

by Tom the Ninja April 30, 2008