Sweird

When something is( so weird )strange or unbelievable,bizzare,weird. instead of saying that something is (so wierd) you can use (sweird)

You are sweird when your stoned .

by Mrphitz138 December 11, 2018

Sweird

When something is( so weird )strange or unbelievable,bizzare,weird. instead of saying that something is (so wierd) you can use (sweird)

You are sweird when your stoned .

by Mrphitz138 December 11, 2018

Swedish Fingers

The medical condition by which vertebrates (in this case horny teenagers) are chemically attracted to each other as the result of a dispatch of gas originating from that human's asshole. Once breathed in, the teens continue to close on in each other. Once together, the male teen instantly sticks his left ring finger 17 inches up the girls mesh pussy. This results in an instant ejaculation by the female partner, and this chemical process gravitates towards the man, who then puts a coat on and does her through her rear end as if he were Swedish because it's fuckin cold up there. Once the partners are satisfied, they kill themselves.

"Oh, that guy just gave the Swedish fingers to that girl... another one down."

by leoyaboy22 January 11, 2019

Swedish

The second worst language that is spoken in our time. There are too many rules that make no sense.

Dude, swedish is such a complicated language

by RECA.V January 15, 2019

Swedish Salmon

People that swim against the current of lighted arrows in an IKEA slowing down other shoppers.

I’m never going to get out of this IKEA with these Swedish Salmon slowing everything down and blocking the path to the registers.

by playedthedleif January 26, 2019

Swasit

Swasits are people who are tired of 16 year olds putting together words to define amorphous entities and/phenomenon wherein deadass has nothing to do with either dead people or asses. They are watching the actual use of language and literature die before their very eyes and have some popcorn to entertain them as they so.

Hey man, Bob is being such a Swasit these days, it's annoying the crap outta me.

by Sweezy patro February 27, 2019

Swedish binoculars

When a man lays on his back in bed and the woman proceeds to lay her breasts (particularly large ones for more pleasure) over his eyes and holds one breast per hand as to appear to be looking through binoculars. To spice things up he can also twist the nipples to get a better view ie. focus. The woman can follow up with a nice blowjob.

Yo last night I had the best Swedish binoculars ever. This broad had triple D tits.

by Dinimite4 June 1, 2019