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Spreadthony

Spreadthony is the singular word of spreadthonies and is defined as a beachball shaped Mexican that loves to eat donuts and spread various things like viruses and money
"Wow that guy loves donuts, he must be a spreadthony!"
by Spreadward May 12, 2024
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spreading

when a girl spreads her pussy lips in order to invite you for sex. the "invitation" comes from the notion that the girl is intentionally making her vagina and clit easier to access.

this can either be done with the girl on her back (for missionary) or with the girl bent over (for doggystyle).
bernice told me she was horny and asked me to come over. when i asked for proof, she just sent a picture with her spreading her pussy.
by ferr.ero rocher May 24, 2024
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Spreadeagle

Daily roueteine to do after loggong on 4chan and eating to many bowls of kelog cereal and frozen desserts. Sit up and excersise the mind
Guy: spreadeagle
Guy 2: didnt committe
by Sir likes alot January 16, 2026
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Spreadsheeted

The act of submitting data into a spreadsheet and it getting lost though the complex array of formulas
"George, another applicant got Spreadsheeted again."
by SnepSol February 5, 2026
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spreading the bull

Tirer profit (finance)
He was so used to spreading the bull about how tough he was
by Bernikins October 21, 2025
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spreading the bull

He was spreading the bull to show how tough he was
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Spreadston Day

A holiday celebrated on the 13/11 every year, it is a day where it is actually a custom to spread others’ secrets and one’s friends are forbidden to be angry with them for the action.
Date: 12/11

Yitz: “Hey Spreadston, don’t tell anyone but i kissed Aryeh.”

Spreadston; “OK, I won’t tell anyone.”

Date: 13/11

Spreadston: “Hey Pully, guess what? Yitz and Aryeh kissed!”
(Yitz overhears)
Yitz: “Oy Spreadston, I told you not to spread.”
Spreadston: “You can’t be mad at me, it’s Spreadston Day!”
Yitz: “Oh wow! You’re right! Well anyway, happy Spreadston Day!”
by still/styll November 11, 2025
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