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spaghetti monster

You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "
random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
by mew.ko February 23, 2024
mugGet the spaghetti monstermug.

Rainbow Spaghetti

Two gay people shitting, farting, pissing, releasing semen, and vomiting on a bowl of spaghetti. Then, these two will proceed to eat the spaghetti whilst blowing each other. The first to ejaculate has to make the other person throw up, then eat the rainbow spaghetti.
Andrew: Yo dude! I have a bowl of spaghetti ready, wanna indulge some rainbow spaghetti?
Nick: Hell yeah! I love rainbow spaghetti, I hope I lose!
by Nick Droz February 17, 2024
mugGet the Rainbow Spaghettimug.

Spaghetti western

Getting Rick rolled by XYZBra to look up spaghetti Western
I feel stupid because I just looked up spaghetti western on urban dictionary
by XYZBra August 30, 2022
mugGet the Spaghetti westernmug.

Spaghetti Bollock Naked

When you go to an Italian nudist retreat
"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"
by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022
mugGet the Spaghetti Bollock Nakedmug.

Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.
Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!
by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019
mugGet the Squirrel Spaghettimug.

Spaghetti Western

A foily. Not quite crack.
Wanna hit on this spaghetti western?
Ya bud I'm in.
by Spagooter boi November 17, 2021
mugGet the Spaghetti Westernmug.

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