slumpititis

to suffer from extreme slumpness or to be very slump, its very common and can be spread through vaginal, anal, and oral sex. THERE IS NO CURE.

Skylar has slumpititis ;)

by whodatcreeper October 8, 2011

slumber snack

(n.) Commonly referred to as a "nap."

Going to sleep for a relatively brief amount of time, as when you want to take away a bit of weariness from your mind and body. Not as refreshing as a full night of rest, but like an edible snack, it takes the edge off of your "hunger" for rest.

Ideal if the SLUMBER SNACK completes a full sleep cycle (~90 min.), for optimal refreshedness.

After pulling yesterday's all-nighter, I could seriously use a SLUMBER SNACK. My eyelids are about to drop shut, and I just need it to stave off drowsiness for a few hours, so I can finish my project before the 10am deadline!

by MoGyver January 3, 2012

Slumcation

When a person takes vacation time at work but doesn't do anything but lay around in their pajamas all day drinking beer, smoking and watching day time talk shows.

Bob took a weeks slumcation to catch up on old episodes of Jerry Springer on his DVR

by Mushroom girls December 18, 2012

SlumpnDump

When one proceeds to black out, and IMMEDIATELY defecates all over their new couch.

I was hanging out with my friend, when suddenly, he "slumpndumped" with my parents in the living room.

by THE SlumpnDump August 19, 2013

slumber slut

Someone who regularly sleeps in other peoples beds, but they only sleep. Can happen repeatedly with one person, or multiple different people.

"I slept in his bed last night..." - girl one
"Anything fun happen?" - girl two
"No"- girl one
"You are such a slumber slut!" -girl two

by nonJudgementalRoommate November 23, 2013

slumberjack

The act of waking up with morning wood, and trying to think of a desturbing image to effectively "chop down the morning wood.

I woke up this morning with maaaad wood, and I slumberjacked away. TIMBERRRR!!!

by emperorshin January 10, 2014

slump can

during a long night of drinking, there is always that one dude blacked out on the couch. As his head swings back and forth and he mumbles about something he has gone full slumpcan

Example: " Colin drank a full bottle of Kamchatka and how he has gone slump can."

by slumpin November 6, 2014