Uncle Sam Shuffle

a sex position in which requires three guys and two women in which two guys try shoving a bicycle into a womans vagina while the third one sits on her face farting incessantly singing the national anthem with a blue wig on

Hey Bob,you and some of the fellas should come over tonight so we can Uncle Sam Shuffle the shit out of Mary.

by Agricola Youtubuola April 06, 2009

Two Knuckle Shuffle

The Two Knuckle Shuffle is where a man shoves his 2 knuckles all the way up another man's asshole and starts taking his 2 Knuckles and the other man slowley starts clapping.

Whoa that guy is giving him the Two Knuckle Shuffle!

by Nigton3000 December 05, 2018

dick-out shuffle

The act of moving from the urinal to the toilet in a public restroom while leaving your junk hanging out, often in a shuffling or sliding motion due to your pants being undone and not wanting to drop piss on the floor. Usually occurs after farting while pissing and realizing you need to take a shit also, sometimes quite urgently.

Can be fraught with danger if the restroom is crowded or there is a long distance to travel from urinal to cubicle.

Man, I was taking a piss and had to do the dick-out shuffle, right when a dude walked in!

by big mick July 10, 2012

Truffle Butter Shuffle

Walking with your butt clenched as to not shit truffle butter all over yourself after anal sex.

That girl doing the walk of shame is doing the truffle butter shuffle, she must have done anal.

by publishedauthor October 14, 2018

Kansas City Shuffle

When you see a fine girl walking down the street in Kansas City, and once she gets in the car she pulls a gun out of her purse and takes your shit.

Girl: Kansas City's cool, you know you just gotta be aware of that Kansas City Shuffle.

Driver: The Kansas City Shuffle? What's that?
Passenger: Yeah, the fuck is that?
Girl: It's like this....
Gun shots.
Driver: Oh shit bitch!

by the_waitresss October 29, 2011

pooper bowl shuffle

The shuffle pattern one makes with their feet after lowering ones pants when in a confined stall. It is the most efficient way to back up to the toilet bowl.

The stall was so tiny I had to use the pooper bowl shuffle in order to sit down.

The dude in the stall next to me used the pooper bowl shuffle to get to the toilet.

by D.Rogers July 01, 2009

Fat kid shuffle

a dance when your bob side to side at the knees with your index fingers extended with you slightly leaning to whatever side your bobbing to. always done differently by each person and you can do it to pretty much any type of music. dance orginated from a guy name Cheeks in south florida

Fuck the cupid shuffle its all about the fat kid shuffle

by SoFlaDriftKing February 03, 2010