shlop

busting a load, beating off, whackin it...you get the idea

jon y. "i just shloped on my moms favorite magazine...ohs no"

by jesus d christ July 13, 2003

shloop

n. a single drink, a gulp.

"Customary shloop. Customary tip-o-the-hat." - Mr. Dictator in silent football

by Zorkon June 14, 2004

Dry Scoop

Sex without any lubricant or any sort of assistance with the in-and-out process. Probably more painful than pleasant.

Joe’s girlfriend Sasha broke up with him after some failed attempts at dry scooping.

by MandM Productions November 24, 2019

Scoop

Phenomenon started by two high school girls from NoVA, "Scoop" is used when:
1. You steal something from someone
2. You've dumbfounded someone (generally followed by a playful slap to the face)

1. J walks over to C's normal seat in math class, and takes it anyways. When C enters, J looks her in the eyes and says 'Scoop!'
2. C proves J wrong, J is left speechless. To break the silence C yells SCOOP! followed by a scooping motion with her hand and a slap to J's face.

by Sneakers9 February 6, 2010

add a scoop of wood

To use the toilet.

It originated from the idea of the old-fashioned above-ground outhouses that stunk up a mile radius. Signs on the doors would instruct the users to scoop some sawdust, provided in the stall, into the tank to prevent odors from permeating.

Can also be phrased "add a scoop"

Dude, where you going? We're about to jump in the lake!
Just a second guys, I'm gonna add a scoop of wood.

by Murperin May 25, 2007

ice cream scoop

to cup ones hand and place it over anothers asshole while moving the thumb accross the cup. just like an icecream scooper would do but over someones a hole

I went up to her and gave her an ice cream scoop, but she didn't flinch so I ran away.

by scotteh111 June 3, 2010

tongue-scoop the stink ditch

oral sex perfomed on a woman.

After she gave me a blumpy I had to tongue-scoop the stink ditch.

by Tiny Alice May 25, 2006