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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
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omg shiny

It's when they, ooooh, concentrate on what is superficial and new rather that what is basically essential for things to actually work.
The reference is to a Bhuddist concept of the slightly manic attraction to 'shiny' things, which turn out to be useless when you get them.

Note: Bhuddists don't have god(s) in the same sense as other religions.
... not just a hobbyist problem, it's an omg shiny problem. They don't care to work on the important maintenance stuff when they can do leading-edge trendy ...
by methuzla August 19, 2016
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sir shiny

Term of affection for a policeman, with extremely shiny boots.
Oh please don't arrest me Sir Shiny, have i been a bad girl? Are you going to handcuff me?
by DottieVATmistress May 17, 2016
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sergeant shiny skull

Mr. Williamson is Sergeant shiny skull. You can see the future through his head.
by Billycheesestick March 11, 2017
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Tiggy Shiggy

Tiggy Shiggy is Tigrounette's alter ego username on the popular mouse game Transformice.
Tiggy Shiggy is being used whenever a sexual related sentence is being said.
Person 1: "Yo bro he is so gay!!"
Person 2: "Tiggy Shiggy man"
by King_of_TFM July 5, 2017
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