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jonny shine

(also known as JonElf) the coolest swaggiest dad you will ever meet, is super chill and drives teslas, and says 'what's that?' a lot. He also will bring breakfast into your room every morning cos he is the best
how was your day today?
it was so nice, my dad brought breakfast to my room

sounds like a real Jonny Shine
by kingmeeseek July 10, 2020
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missile shiner

A person who says they’d join the military but they can’t because of some bullshit excuse
John is a missile shiner he said he can’t enlist because of his small penis
by Kody_6226 September 8, 2020
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Helmet shiner

Someone who licks 🍆 tips
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young shiner

them: hey mally? what's a young shiner

mally: Ciara. A Ciara is the perfect definition of young shiner
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noon shine

(noun, colloquial; also as: noonshine, noon-shine)

the lustrous appearance of skin on the face as the body naturally secretes oils throughout the day; the apparent sheen of skin about halfway through the workday as you've begun to break a stress-sweat and also it's humid AF and the boss won't turn up the a/c because it wastes corporate's money; akin to the five o'clock shadow.
Staci keeps blotting paper in her purse to absorb the noon-shine from her forehead before touching up her makeup after lunch.

This looming deadline is giving me a noon shine!

These TPS reports are making me so livid, I'm sweating up a noonshine like a mofo.
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congo shiner

Someone who’s good at sex
She thought she wanted a lover boy but what she really want is a congo shiner
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Dale Shine

To fuck someone, sexually.

The shine comes from fucking someone so good that the oral/vaginal juices leave the genitalia shining. The “shine” reference is a remembrance of shoe shines. That’s how shiny the results will be since they want them so badly.
Dale shine = you should fuck him/her.

Quiero darle un shine = I want to fuck him/her.
by Congo River Basin Sadist August 19, 2022
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