A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.
Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."
Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"
Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."
Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"
Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."
by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019
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by SecondRollYo October 1, 2019
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"Yeah, I haven't even met the guy, but I've already got shade for him."
"I've absorbed too much secondhand shade to ever wanna meet her"
"I've absorbed too much secondhand shade to ever wanna meet her"
by orblah October 9, 2019
Get the Secondhand Shade mug.expression used by stan twitter to say something's wrong/they're disappointed for something/they hate something or a way to say "are you fucking kidding me" without cussing
also used as an addition to the we irritating gesture
also used as an addition to the we irritating gesture
friend: they cancelled anne with an e because it wasnt good enough for netflix standards
me: omg the shade
me: omg the shade
by tHE JOKE IS ON YOU February 21, 2020
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by GenXtra66 March 18, 2020
Get the Social Shade mug.Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.
50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"
by C L G March 24, 2020
Get the 50 Shades Of May mug.When you go to a furniture/carpet/flooring store and they don't have the item in the shade of grey you wanted, the store is '49 Shades Of Grey'.
"I really like darker greys... This store is terrible. It's 49 Shades of Grey, if you get what I mean."
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