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Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.
Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.
by Kirkury October 22, 2020
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Your self

Friend 1: hey you are ugly
Friend 2: do you mean your self!
by LYLAwasHERE December 26, 2020
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Self care

I switched the time zone, but what do I know?
Spendin' nights hitchhikin', where will I go?
I could fly home, with my eyes closed
But it'd get kinda hard to see, that's no surprise though
And you could find me, I ain't hidin'
I don't move my feet when I be glidin'
I just slide in and then I roll out
by Mac fan rip Mac miller 2018 September 19, 2023
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Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter
Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
by Damian12345 June 20, 2011
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Self-Mayo

A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff
Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.
by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020
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Self Harm

It's one of the worst form of punishment that someone can do to themselves, it tears people apart, pushing friends and family aside, going to mental facilities, becoming suicidal, irreversible scars that stick with you forever for a reminder of your darkest times, the scars left over from Self Harm and be seen has war medals, you were one of the few people to make it out of self harm alive.

Self harm can come in many different forms, I'm currently recovering from one round of self harm and starting to enter a second one, the most recognized form of self harm is cutting one's wrists with a knife but other places are cut to hide them of friends and family (waist, thighs, shoulders, etc) another form is scratching yourself to leave marks, people with longer nails are normally the ones to do this, it leaves long trails of red marks about 1 centimeter wide but they fade away after awhile, another form is bruising yourself, this can happen in different ways, hitting yourself, hitting the body part against something (table, wall, etc) a not as common one is scraping one's self until they bleed, using nail files, rocks, or anything that can leave a scrape.

But please remember, you're more than your self harm journey, if no one believes in you I do, when you make it out I'll be even happier, I'm proud of you no matter what, we're all warriors in our own ways ♡
Self harm is a terrifying thing, it destroys and takes lives every year at a worrying rate, it distances people from loved ones
by Butterflymadeofbutter July 25, 2023
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self-deprecatulation

People who use social media to humbly boast about their accomplishments.
Facebook or Twitter postings: "Opening for the Crosby, Stills, and Nash concert was totally humbling." "I have a Facebook friend who is always dropping names in a self-deprecatulating way." Self-deprecatulation is a common theme in social media today.
by Vidiot777 May 4, 2015
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