A situation where you offer to treat a friend to a meal at a restaurant, and they proceed to order one of everything off the menu.
John ran an Alabama Ham Scam on me this morning at Denny's, guess he figured he was in the right cuz he brought the beer over last night.
by 73baby September 11, 2009
Get the Alabama Ham Scam mug.Sticking your finger in a girl's ass and then smearing it across her forehead thus giving her the #2 headband.
I gave that girl an Afro Samurai last week, now shes looking for that girl R-Kelly peed on so that she can fight the #1 warrior.
by Froy dog May 13, 2011
Get the Afro Samurai mug.Samurai, you were the love of my life and you never came.
I loved you so much. Wanted to feel your arms around me every night. Kiss you softly every day. Look into your eyes and tell you I feel your everything to me and all I ever wanted in life, for the rest of my life. I miss bell's cold nose on my face and you kicking her off the bed. Fussing at you to be nice. now, all that is gone. You walked for another and left more than just me. Not one birthday. Not one effort to see us. You ran like a grunt away from the fire and threw it all at us. Not once did you come for us. I, for the longest time blamed my self for it all. Until I knew the truth about you. Samurai's are not cowards.
I loved you so much. Wanted to feel your arms around me every night. Kiss you softly every day. Look into your eyes and tell you I feel your everything to me and all I ever wanted in life, for the rest of my life. I miss bell's cold nose on my face and you kicking her off the bed. Fussing at you to be nice. now, all that is gone. You walked for another and left more than just me. Not one birthday. Not one effort to see us. You ran like a grunt away from the fire and threw it all at us. Not once did you come for us. I, for the longest time blamed my self for it all. Until I knew the truth about you. Samurai's are not cowards.
by UnotHebrokemy<3CnttrustU March 29, 2010
Get the Samurai mug.When your school vending machines decides to charge another 50 cents for your purchase of a bag of chips or anything else etc.
by AOAA April 4, 2008
Get the vending scam mug.A Normal Im Samus Day....
I was walking down the street and this guy looked at my funny and it just so happend to be a thursday, so i ran up on him pushed him over and yelled IM SAMUS!
I was walking down the street and this guy looked at my funny and it just so happend to be a thursday, so i ran up on him pushed him over and yelled IM SAMUS!
by dariusbthebest July 13, 2011
Get the IM SAMUS DAY mug.When you or another greatly benefit from a technicality despite moral cumpas or intent. One may also actively pursue or research how to achieve a technicality or error in there favor
I just got out of $25000 worth of debt because the bank couldn't prove I spent it. That sounds like a Chevy scam
by House stealer December 28, 2016
Get the chevy scam mug.He's such a Samuel!
by That Guy who cannot be named April 22, 2011
Get the Samuel mug.