Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

Memphis Fruit Salad by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Canadian Salad 

Including, but not limited to:

1. Noun: A cornucopia of love
2. Noun: A smorgasbord; a diverse prostitution circle.
3. Verb: To develop an assembly line in which multiple ears are inserted into a female vagina containing dental modification. (Vagina Dentata).

"I gave that bitch a Canadian Salad. Bitches love Canadian Salad".

Canadian Salad by Oberlin Barnardians March 13, 2011

silly salad smut 

A sticky salmon with fancy buttons and a vest. (Eat fruit) Also known as an ass clown. Is known to harvest boots and socks in winter.

~Smith's Grocery Store
~Bean sack
~Fish with tumors

silly salad smut by Boots August 2, 2003

polk salad 

It is a plant that grows in the south. It is very common in Georgia. It grows on a stalk and has green leaves. The plant can reach several feet tall by summer. I have seen them 6 feet tall. In the summer it produces red berries that birds love. The leaves are boiled, rinsed then cooked in bacon fat or lard with onions or eggs. It tastes like spinach. The tender stalks are chopped, coated in flour and fried, and tastes like okra. I have eaten tis wild plant all my life, and love it! It is said you can not harvest the plants once they produce berries. Old wives tales are once the plants produce berries they are poisionous, but birds do eat them and are not affected by them.

Polk salad

polk salad by Southern Lady April 7, 2004

crab salad 

Chowing the pootang of a dirty slut with crabs. Lice in the snatch. Crotch critter cafe. Eating at Smells diner. Varment in the cock compartment.

The unsuspecting cunilinguist tossed the whore's crab salad and thought the pests in his teeth was crushed pepper from dinner.

crab salad by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Egg Salad 

A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.

Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*

Egg Salad by Philip, Duke of Parma November 5, 2022

conch salad 

Slang word for homosexual. The name was derived from the abundance and popularity of Conch in Key West. Also: sissy, effeminate male.

"you fuckin' conch salad ass bitch."

conch salad by Mattinho August 1, 2006