Stumpkin

1. Similar to the conventional Blumpkin, in that one receives oral pleasure whilst defecating, but one is seated on a stump instead of the usual toilet

2. When one's partner attempts to sexually pleasure an amputated limb.

1. Now that we're in the Redwood forest, it's the perfect time for a Stumpkin Jazzmun! I gotta go bad!

2. Losing the leg was tragic, but the stumpkins almost make up for it

by JeffMagnumStainMyMontaintop August 17, 2010

your stumped

Having nothing to say back, lost for words, burned, stupid

Shut up Jose I told you I own this word. YOUR STUMPED!!!

by Shut up Jose April 25, 2010

Slumpatost

A disfunctional dirty bastard who liks to masterbate while listening to Elton John.

Bob you are a slumpatost so piss off!

by Duane Ellis July 31, 2003

Slump

A small albino giraffe the is stuck on an island and is really sad.... because he is stuck.

Man! I saw a slump today, and it was really sad!

by I'mSmartYouCanTrustMe October 10, 2011

Scumper

A Scumbag who wants to take all your money or belongings.

That Scumper jabbed me for 1 million Rupiah at the currency exchange.

by Bali Cat July 5, 2012

stumpfuck

A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.

After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.

by Ben Dover October 19, 2004

Slumpernitches

Horrible sun burn caused by the rays of the Destin sun.(2) Extreme horniness for odd objects that may only be cured and satisfied with a pickle jar that contains only Dill pickles, not Kocher pickles.

"My slumpernitches so bad." "I need a pickle jar more than anything in the world."

by Madeline Bruns & Kevin Martin August 31, 2008