shirtboob

When a girl has big boobs, but is wearing an unshapely t shirt. shirt boobs can often create the illusion that the girl is over-weight particularly if the shirt is too loose, but if she gets it right it's the hottest thing ever. the word is singular, because the illusion shirt-boob creates is that there is one big boob area

Wow look at that girls shirtboob. I wanna jiggle squeeze and suck those things so much arghh I just jizzed myself

by calismohkuh April 30, 2012

Shirt Gnome

Shirt gnomes refer to the creatures that sneak into peoples', primarily females', closets and steal the bottom halves of t-shirts, tank tops, etc., leaving the shirt with only the top half intact and the bottom half missing, thus showing a region of midriff. These gnomes are the primary party responsible for the new "crop top" epidemic facing the United States today.

These creatures are thought to be gnomenoid in physiology, but their diets are that which we have never seen before. The digestive tract in most mammals simply cannot create the enzymes necessary to break down fabrics such as cottons and polyesters. However, shirt gnomes, which are thought to be closely related to sock gnomes, seem to have the ability to synthesize such enzymes using outside technologies. This allows them to have a food source with very little competition. The creatures were facing a widespread extinction since the 1980's, but upon synthesizing this new enzyme as well as moving to human-inhabited indoor arenas to avoid predation, have regained a hold of their small, but now thriving, population.

"My closet seems to have been targeted by the shirt gnomes, Dr. Falardio, all of my once very reasonable tops have been torn into crop tops." - females everywhere, 16-25 years of age.

by Julienne Roudutette May 3, 2012

bell skirt

A short skirt on a female, especially denim, that sways back and forth as she walks, resembling a bell tolling.

"Ring a ding ding, beautiful bell skirt walking up ahead."

"Whoa, wish I had a girl who walked like that."

by Killcrazy July 30, 2009

Blue Shirt Your Face

A comeback that there's absolutely no comeback to, once its been comebacked.

Person 1: FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!

Person 2: Oh YEAH!? BLUE SHIRT YOUR FACE!!! HA!

Person 1: Confused look on face. Walks off in disappointment and confusion.

by pdubowner February 15, 2010

cottage shirt

A shirt worn at a cottage and around town while cottaging. MUST be a plaid collared shirt, but with only 2 buttons done up (no buttons is also allowed) and the sleeves rolled up. Used for protection from cold wind and bugs and in stores that require shoes and a shirt (flip flops are mandatory while cottaging) Can be worn for as many days as needed since cleanliness doesnt matter and laundry isnt done at a cottage.

Mom: are you all packed for the cottage?
Me: yeah i have my swim trunks and my cottage shirt what more do i need?
Mom: (muttering) kids these days...

by cottager July 11, 2011

Mugs & Shirts

Don't try to buy them. Seriously.

Buy (Insert Definition) mugs & shirts

by DYB42 September 8, 2013

Dirty Skirty

When a girl is about to give you a blowjob, and you pull her skirt up over her head so it looks like you're doing her doggy style.

"Way to go man, I saw you fucking that girl last night!" "Nah, only head." "Really, it totally looked like you were taking her from behind." "That's because I gave her the old 'Dirty Skirty'."

by Mr. BooCocky June 22, 2014