Transylvanian Shoelace

The act of masturbating until you cum on a person's bare feet*, when the person bends over to wipe the cum off of their feet you procede to bite the person's anus causing them to bleed profusely.

*not to be confused with 'bear feet' because this will result in serious injury, and/or death to the masturbatory party

Mr. Jennings was being an ass hat, so I gave him the Transylvanian Shoelace.

by Mike J. Hawk June 19, 2007

shoulder junk

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

by Ray Albright August 15, 2007

shoulder diggin'

when haveing sexual intercours, the male will proceed to dig his shoulder into the female's vagina.

yeah, he was shoulder diggin' me so hard last night, that my vag still hurts!

by justmeaperson March 12, 2011

Shoulder Buddy

A friend so close, you can unzip your pants and lay your wang on their shoulder, without protest.

My shoulder buddy is really well hung.

by ?Måt¿ May 5, 2005

as you should

Some shit instagram thots comment on a bitches pic. Prob means slay or some shit I don’t know

“Omggg queen as you should” or “As you shouldddd babygirl 😍😍”

by goldshit November 30, 2017

over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder

n; an article of clothing used to cup the breasts, bra

Wow, that is an extremely large over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder! Is it a triple H?

by MAGG!E..{the maggot} February 10, 2007

warm shoulder

When someone wants to turn their back to you, while still intending to pay attention to the person they are with. Frequently used while lying in bed but needing to flip over to the other side.

Lars: Nat, I'm gonna give you the warm shoulder, I just need to flip sides and lay on my left side right now.

Nat: I understand.

by Laleph May 21, 2010