Clown shoes

When someone wears shoes that are too big for their feet in order to proceed with the stereotypical myth that foot size is somehow connected to the length of ones penis.

Although it has been proven incorrect, it seems more of the testosterone fueled males did not abandon the theory and seem to believe it’s a proven fact.

Clown shoes

Fuckboy nigga: yo check my new Nike’s nigga

Idk his other fucking black friend: yo nigga what’s wrong with you? Dem shoes be too big for ya feet ma nigga

Fuckboy nigga: I’m a man with many insecurities and my penis size doesn’t seem big enough in my eyes so I’m wearing these shoes to impress my date.

His black friend from last line: Nigga take dem fuckin clown shoes off, straighten up and fly proud like a motha fun man.

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by True deff December 30, 2018

horse shoe

When doing a dirty partner in Public lavatory. You'll be wearing a condom so you pull out, do lap around toilet seat and put it back in.

Bobby gave Jill herpes after doing horse shoe in local bar washroom.

by liquidswords81 December 11, 2013

muffin shoes

those shoes that when wet or even when not wet, make a sound similar to as if they have muffins lining their shoes.

Damn son, Ari's shoes are so soggy, those are definitely some muffin shoes.

by the dudeee March 2, 2007

monkey shoe

v.) when a monkey puts a horseshoe on a donkey

that chick can monkey shoe. she has a donkey.

by Marc randall III January 14, 2008

new shoes

From the squeeking noise often emitted from a new pair of shoes, a term for breaking wind.

Ethel: 'What was that?'
Tarquin: 'Sorry dear, you'd better hold your nose - that was my new shoes'

by Shaggy April 19, 2005

Eating shoe

When a man eats out a fat pussy that is the same size and smell of a shoe.

1. I ate that fat bitch out, it was like eating shoe.

2. Man his girl is a fat bitch, he gonna be eating shoe.

by jkingintheshower October 15, 2009

White Shoes

Someone who is or trys to be slick like a salesman (car or other) tries to basically pull the whool over others eye's Act's sort of too cool for school.

We went to Yuba City to play PS2 and low and behold there was Mikey acting all "White Shoes" on us.

by -cM January 5, 2008