noodle sipper

The biggest idiot there is .

Some kid- "Dude , someone stole my bike wheel ."
Me- "That person is a fucking noodle sipper ."

by Nanersification December 17, 2011

pillow slipper

the vigorous act of rubbing your foot up and down between the breasts creating the figurative slipper between the two pillows of breasts.

that bitch has such a huge foot fetish, she asked for a pillow slipper.

by EdnaModeNephefferphofferson March 28, 2012

Dick Slipper

A woman's vagina. A durogatory word for a woman.

"I'd like to wear that dick slipper."

by BlaqThunda17 February 27, 2013

River skipper

Noun
A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.

Look at all those river skippers at the gas station, dropping tailgates, drinking brown bag specials, and taking good American jobs.

by 24khoss October 17, 2013

turkey skipper

People and businesses who skip any sort of decoration for Thanksgiving and go straight to Christmas season after Halloween ends. It becomes worse every year.

Mom it's a shame these turkey skippers don't decorate for Thanksgiving. ERRRRRRRR turkey skippers!

by aaliyadawn November 26, 2014

japanese slipper

The act of slipping a finger inside a girl (or attractive ladyboy) on the dance floor.

Last night I gave that ladyboy the ol' Japanese slipper

by Keoff Gawick February 4, 2015

Phantom Shopper

A person who Bids, or agrees to Buy something, but never pays for or shows up to get the item.

Hey that's a nice xbox you have there. Ill buy if Friday if you will hold it for me.
Friday gets here, and I do not return so I am a Phantom Shopper.

by mattballew May 15, 2015