Shiat

A delicious variety of bread, most commonly Italian or French. However, the bread itself was devised in Campobasso, Italy by Italian breadmaster Antonio Linguine. It was done so during the sunken depression of 1827 when a particularly derivative, affordable and yet sumptuous bread varietal was required by honest Italians in those dire days. Today Shiat survives as a delicacy all throughout the world.

Paisano: Yo dawgonnio, gimmea sommedatio Italian Shiåt™ boiguine!

Shaggy: Damn it Scoob, you ate all my Shiat!

Michael Forceno : That's some tasty shiat

by Luigi Linguine March 9, 2008

shaft

1. A black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks.
2. The man that would risk his neck for his brother man
3. The cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about.
4. A Bad Mother--
5. A complicated man, no one understands him but his woman.
6. John Shaft.

Samuel L. Jackson is Shaft in Shaft.

by B October 8, 2002

reality shifting

the scientific term for this is quantum leaping or quantum jumping. this is the the moving of your conscious mind to an alternate reality through the use of manifestation and quantum physics. many will say it is just lucid dreaming but it is very different. many people use this to go to hogwarts to date draco and it has become a huge trend on tiktok. be careful because a lot of people spread false info. yes it is real and yes it is possible. the cia released documents on it in the late 1900's so it has been a thing way before it was a trend. please do your research and don't go discouraging others if you don't believe in it.

person 1: "i cant wait to reality shift and go to hogwarts"

person 2: "isn't that just lucid dreaming?"

person 1: "no silly, when you reality shift you are going to a real place! reality shifting is the movement of your conscious mind from this reality to another"

by simpforcedricdiggory November 6, 2020

shifterooney

Slang term for unbridled, horny, lusty, toe curling, sweaty, passionate sex.

Fancy a good old shifterooney darling?

That girl deserves a shifterooney, she is so damn fit. Oh how I'd love to give her some right old shifterooney!

by teknonutter July 31, 2005

shafted

to get screwed over

Johnny was shafted by Natalie at Sam's party.

by dinosaur baby cat December 9, 2008

Shaft

1: Ripped off
2: The stem of the penis
3: Victim of a trick pulled by a friend
4: Treated like shit where you work
5: a long square tube that rises for stories by use of an elevator
6: a place where gold is mined

1: that dude shafted me, my 10$ action figure broke
2: I exercised my shaft for a while
3: My freind shafted me! now the TV's are showing me during my bout of racism and everyone thinks i'm a prick!
4: My boss shafted me, not to worry, he's shafting demons in hell
5: The elevator's cable broke and we were flying through the shaft, worst... day... EVER!
6: I mined 50 kgs of gold from my private shaft, i transformed them into 24-karat gold Loonies, there's so much, i do not know how much i have in Loonies

by your best idiot June 7, 2010

Shafted

a)when someone is "jipped"
b)when someone is shutdown or brushed off

"Want to go out with me?"
"No"
"Ooh! Shafted!"

by Minister of Eriador October 29, 2004