safetified

1. An adjective often describing the mood or conclusion to an episode of human emotions

2. A synonym for 'peace out'

1. "Bruv, what's haps with them fools over there? want me to go say hi wif my gat?"
"Nah bruv, its Safetified, chill."

2. "Alright dude, I'm gone"
"Safetified"

by Omar Davison May 6, 2006

safety squeeze

A hug that shows the person reciving the hug a scenes of security

After my parents had just died, my uncle embraced me with a safety squeeze and told me everthing will be alright.

by SimpleMan January 8, 2008

safety harness

a belt or strap in an automobile, airplane, or other moving object, fastened around the midsection to keep the person safely secured, as during a sudden stop or massive wreck.

Miss KC Slinger hopped in her whip and made sure to buckle her safety harness before cruisin down 95, yes sir.

by Master P '84 January 13, 2008

Sageitus

A disease when something is in your hand or right in front of you and you say you don't know where it is.

Wheres my phone!?

Its in your hand

Oh

You have sageitus

by person1111111111 February 6, 2009

Safety Lesbian

A girl who acts like a lesbian until she finds a boyfriend. Not to be confused with actual lesbians, safety lesbians may:

A) use sexual preference as an excuse for a chronic lack of boyfriends,

B) attract guys with the promise of a threesome,

C) muff dive until 'the right guy' comes along.

Maria) "Stacey thinks we should threeway with Jake."
Maude) "Be careful, she might just be a safety lesbian."

Claire) "So you're a lesbian?"
Janet) "Yeah, until the right guy comes along."
Claire) "Pfft, safety lesbian..."

by King Near July 3, 2010

safety nut

A fall back person at home to sleep with after an unsuccessful night on the prowl for sex.

I just struck out at the bar with that chick so I guess I will just go home to my safety nut.

by UstinJ June 14, 2014

Sage

Sage's are strong independent woman who aren't afraid to speak there mind. Sage's typically have blue eyes and brown/dirty blonde hair. Sage's always have a open heart and open mind to anyone that crosses there path. If you find a girl named Sage never let her go for she is bound to change your life forever. Watch out world Sages are very special!

Sage is a beautiful name but an even better friend.

by thgioeuihri July 14, 2018