Do not tell a prospective lover that you watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force until after you've had sex. This can be applied to any habit or avocation that is likely to prevent you from having sex.
"Dude, don't tell her that until after you've nailed her. Don't forget the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Rule."
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*movie ends*
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A really nice kid, who may do stupid stuff, but is smartt.
he swears alot, and has been through alot in his 14 years of life. Knows a lot of people, but has few friends. Trusts no one, and is trusted by everyone. likes rap music, writing raps, poems , and just plain writing his feelings. he's an amazing drawer, and LOVES graffiti. He's a good friend, and a good person. Something good will happen to him, even if I have to do it myself.
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A really nice kid, who may do stupid stuff, but is smartt.
he swears alot, and has been through alot in his 14 years of life. Knows a lot of people, but has few friends. Trusts no one, and is trusted by everyone. likes rap music, writing raps, poems , and just plain writing his feelings. he's an amazing drawer, and LOVES graffiti. He's a good friend, and a good person. Something good will happen to him, even if I have to do it myself.
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RULE 2- dont give a fuck if a guy isn't into or does want to hook up with u, fuck him its his loss your too good looking for him anyways
RULE 3- think like a boy, once u can think like a boy then we move on to rule 4
RULE 4- is hook up like a boy. by this i mean don't get your feelings too attached, this also goes along with rule 2 if he doesn't call u after a hookup then fuck him hes not good enough for u
RULE 5- party like a rockstar, the more fun u r having without a boyfriend the more u don't need one
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RULE 7- u need to think with your va-jay-jay not you heart, sometimes u need to be a little slutty, the best way to get over one guy is to get under another one, i'm not saying slut it up all the time but sometimes u need to give in to your hormonal urges, if u don't u r just going to be a horny bitch
RULE 2- dont give a fuck if a guy isn't into or does want to hook up with u, fuck him its his loss your too good looking for him anyways
RULE 3- think like a boy, once u can think like a boy then we move on to rule 4
RULE 4- is hook up like a boy. by this i mean don't get your feelings too attached, this also goes along with rule 2 if he doesn't call u after a hookup then fuck him hes not good enough for u
RULE 5- party like a rockstar, the more fun u r having without a boyfriend the more u don't need one
RULE 6- laugh at yourself, if u get made fun of for a bad decision or two u can't take yourself too seriously because the most important thing u should be doing is having fun and doing what feels right in the moment
RULE 7- u need to think with your va-jay-jay not you heart, sometimes u need to be a little slutty, the best way to get over one guy is to get under another one, i'm not saying slut it up all the time but sometimes u need to give in to your hormonal urges, if u don't u r just going to be a horny bitch
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