rasta shark 

the sound made when someone is sucking on major dick, or atleast it just sounds like it.
a gargaling/ drowning sound
sound can also be made when you are excited or happy

"Dude, did someone just die??"
"No, that was Alex rasta sharking"

rasta shark by no... you September 18, 2009

Roasted like EVA 

An extreme state of embarrassment caused by getting severely dissed by someone.

The expression was coined by the phattest freestyler known to man, Eli Porter.

Dude #1: Man I just found out my wife is cheating on me.

Dude #2: Damn son, you got roasted like EVA!

Roasted like EVA by JibbyJ November 21, 2010

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!

Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow by BlossomG April 3, 2013

Rastus 

1. Rastus, the Cream of Wheat chef, created circa 1890 by Emery Mapes, one of the owners of Diamond Milling Company. Mapes adapted the image of an African American chef for a wood-cut image used as a logo for the product. In the 1920s, the woodcut image was replaced by the face of a Chicago waiter who was paid $5 to pose in a chef's hat and jacket. This logo has been used with only slight modifications until the present day.

2. A stereotype of the jolly, former slave, and a character of the coon type often featured in minstrel shows.

3. A pejorative name used by white folk for African American males in the 20th Century.

"By no means a lesser virtue of Toole's novel is his rendering of the particularities of New Orleans, its back streets, its out-of-the-way neighborhoods, its odd speech, its ethnic whites -- and one black in whom Toole has achieved the near-impossible, a superb comic character of immense wit and resourcefulness without the least trace of Rastus minstrelsy."

--Walker Percy, Foreword to 'A Confederacy of Dunces'

Rastus by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

dry roasted 

Anal sex without the lube

My bum hurts, I was dry roasted last night, I forgot the lube

dry roasted by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Rastafari 

Rastafari is a "messianic religio-political movement" that began in the Jamaican slums in the 1920s and 30s. The most famous Rastafari is Bob Marley, whose reggae music gained the Jamaican movement international recognition.

There is significant variation within the Rastafari movement and no formal organization. Some Rastafarians see Rasta more as a way of life than a religion. But uniting the diverse movement is belief in the divinity and/or messiahship of Ethiopian Emperor Haile Selassie I, the influence of Jamaican culture, resistance of oppression, and pride in African heritage. The Rastafarian lifestyle usually includes ritual use of marijuana, avoidance of alcohol, the wearing of one's hair in dreadlocks, and vegetarianism. Marcus Garvey (1887-1940), is usually credited as the founder of Rastafari and is seen as a 2nd John the Baptist.

Rastafari by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 18, 2010

nut-roaster

When you're have sex, and the girl lets one rip across your balls.

I was really nailing this chick last night, but she gave me a nut-roaster.

nut-roaster by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016