eye patch sally

when you poke out a girls eye with your cock and shit in her mouth

man i gave her an eye patch sally and she smiley

by not sally October 20, 2004

fleshy patch

Before entering a vehicle, riders tend to yell out what seat they want. "Shotgun" is the front passenger.

In the back, when there are five riders, the three seats that can be called are "left nut" (left rear), "right nut" (right rear), and "penis" (middle).

However, when there are only three riders, there are no "nuts" to be called. With no "nuts" there can be no "penis" and therefore, whoever sits in the back will call fleshy patch, or the area where the nuts and penis should of been.

#1: Shotgun!
#2: Driver!
#3: Fleshy patch!

by Robert November 5, 2005

cabbage patch

A womans bush when it is grown out

She had a cabbage patch shave

by kodierer March 9, 2005

diaper patch

A patch of hair that covers the entire taint region. It often thins out but still extends past the top of the asscrack and can even trace it's way up to the navel.

Bitch, you need to wax that diaper patch somethin' fierce.

by sweetygrrrl January 12, 2005

patches

nickname given to an individual with patches or splotches in their hair, either from a bad dye job, irregular baldness, or natural depigmentation of areas on the scalp causing white hair.

Yo, look at patches, he looks like somebody exploded on his head!

by Manny S. May 13, 2007

Patched

Getting Turnt, partying hard with illegal substances, getting drunk

I'm ready to get so patched at the party on Friday

by Ghetto girl May 14, 2015

cabbage patch

a person that was brutally rape behind the head by a horny donkey, and got left with a huge scar of a misrable memeroy.

Adel went to a petting zoo after getting drunk at a party and woke up with a donkey next to him and felt a tingling pain in his head. After going to the hospital the docter said he had a case of cabbage patchness he said it'll take years to recover. After years of pain he still can't think right.

by Sysco August 3, 2006