Female Pirate

A female who has been sexually assulted by multiple pirates numerous times, but is not actually a real pirate.

After the fifth pirate attack on her village, Daisy had finally became a Female Pirate.

by Nosdnarg March 29, 2017

Original pirate material

So yep … artist …

Inspiration

It’s all around

Ready to absorb

Only trouble is when the fire is out … just not feeling it .. or feeling neighbourhood watch is running double shifts again …

Original pirate material

Lock down your Ariel …

Today … the fire … it’s back …

Mysterious ways dear lord … so mysterious even I can’t make it up ….

And I have an overwhelmingly overactive imagination …

Go figure …

And new ideas … oh my …

It really is emotion that fuels this artist

Weeks of trying to light the fire

Now it’s lit …

Paint order needed me thinks …

Original pirate material …

45th generation shaman …

Don’t care when I’m spitting …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 14, 2023

Scandinavian Spunk Pirate

When a person of the black race just has to have spunk in or around sexual areas. Much of who is called a swamp ninja.

Kent , why are you being such a Scandinavian Spunk Pirate all the time.

by Mr. Amazon Firefighter February 25, 2009

Monkey-Cheese-Ninjas-Pirates

Nerds who think they're "random" and hilarious because they yell out shit like "Monkey! Cheese!" and laugh their asses off.

If I hear one more thing about waffles from that Monkey-Cheese-Ninja-Pirate, I'm leaving.

She is really annoying in a monkey-cheese-ninjas-pirates way.

by enigmaramus October 27, 2011

Poppin' Pirate

Spit On A Girls Back, So She THINKS Youve Come,
Then Ejaculate In Her Eye,

Whilst She Stumbles Around Clutching The Eye,

You Kick Her In The Shin

This Causes Her To Hop About Holding Her Hand Over An Eye...

Just Like A Pirate
A Poppin Pirate.

>You Seeing Eli Again?

>>Nah She Wasn't Too Happy 'Bout The Poppin' Pirate I Gave Her

by Travis-Bickle October 11, 2006

vagina pirates

Refers to the infestation of sexually transmitted parasite (crabs) on the females vagina, which causes unwelcome pillaging of the epidermis under a chicks bush.

1. Ted Man, I slept with this babe last night and now all my junk be itchen.
Richard Sounds like youve been boarded by some vagina pirates...

by Derek Brenner April 30, 2007

pirate

The most freaking awesome thing ever to walk the face of the earth

Damn, thats one sexy pirate

by RheAnna July 15, 2008